Your plan is not working, they say. Ah, but my plan is working, we respond. (I just haven’t fully implemented it, yet … ) But

This could go a couple different ways. An image likes could be Veteran’s Day, it’s not, or Memorial Day which, though closer, it’s not. Could

Is ballet a sport? The question is asinine in at least two ways. Of course it is, whether one is asking does it qualify as

Near the start of The Shawshank Redemption Andy Dufresne is on the witness stand, losing a battle for his life he will ultimately win. The

Relent is not Repent. Relent is … Oh, OK … yeah. I shouldn’t. Repent is … not that.

Sometimes we imagine ourselves the star of our own personal blockbuster biopic, currently in production (it’s sometimes in development hell, but generally moving forward) and

The other day I wrote about having no hope. More specifically no hope in this world, more specifically because the hopes we had have been

Want to know when you can be sure the economy is in the turlet? It’s when even Walmart’s not hiring. According to this item, the

I often vow not to hope, and always break that vow. And the next thing I’m supposed to say is that finally my hopes are

Mostly I gave up meat for Lent. Or to put it another way, I gave up meat (mostly) for Lent. And this is how Lent

Once after one of my MFA professors had said the work we were reading was neither good nor original, the student who’d produced the pages